Inspired by the typical stupidity of the Mass Effect forums on the BSN and a conversation I had with
Basically, I criticized people who can't take any
disagreement or critiquing of Shepard from other characters, warranted or not. Shepard, BAMF though he/she is, is still human and hardly immune or undeserving of critique. I referred to Shepard as their "sacred space messiah" in sarcasm, and then the idea for this came. The Our Father was a good base because it's one of the more commonly known prayers.
Hope this amuses everyone as much as it amused me.